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The Smurglian race has come to Earth and they’re not leaving until they steal our four most
prized commodities: metal music, the best coffee, cat videos, and all the WiFi. Challenge them through unique and innovative levels inspired by real-life areas in Pittsburgh, PA. Join Black Forge Coffeehouse baristas Nick and Ashley, two galaxy gladiators called to arms to stop this madness and remove the Smurglian threat from Earth.

The Smurglians can have the cat videos… but if you don’t help our heroes fend off against the
alien-assimilated elderly, bros, cowgirls, and country western singers, who knows what could happen!


-Classic side-scrolling beat ‘em up action that feels better than you remember
-2 playable baristas, each with their own attributes and alien-crushing special moves
-Destroy and throw a variety of environmental objects and even enemies
-Collect coffee-themed powerups and weapons for an espresso shot of action
-Gorgeous hand drawn and hand-animated sprites and backgrounds true to Sega Genesis
-Unlockable mini-games to boost high scores
-Visit Pittsburgh landmarks like the Duquesne Incline, PNC Park, and Grandview Boulevard
-A soundtrack featuring original music by Pittsburgh metal band Greywalker


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